jesussbabymomma:

my dad turned off the light while i was still in the room did you forget who decides to put you in the nursing home or not

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lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

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